Christy Murphy's Otter Blog

Some Dummy Left His Mustache at My Apartment + Funny Web Videos

You can see the mustache live in action on this page: Funny Web Videos. Here's a quick video about outreach calls and a the mustache. Just another day in the life of your favorite Los Angeles comedian. Join Operation Otter . Be a part of a dream.

I was once on tour with a bunch of comics - Maybe we'll come to your town

I'm on a campaign to get Comedy Central to co-produce this tour with me and you can help. Be a secret agent in Operation Otter to find out how you can can be a part of our comedy dream.

There are some pretty famous comics like Howard Kremer aka Dragon Boy Suede that were part of it (plus my best friend Sylvia in an evening gown). Over 300 shows over the course of five years. It was fun, it was exhausting, and I was slurring my words from lack of sleep--and I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN BUT IN YOUR CITY!!!

Pic of Me and My New Boyfriend, Don

I have officially declared Otter Headquarters to be a decaf zone. Actually not entirely, but I drink so much coffee that I get so shaky I have to lay down. I figure, Don Francisco and I have a date with destiny.

Do you think it's true love or am I just settling?

P.S. Juli, check out those bangs. Yikes!

P.S.S. S, is that you?

P.S.S.S. Bud, get back to work!

Flirting with disaster

I may have gotten cocky trimming my own bangs. They are starting to look funky. I pledge to put down the scissors and go to Fred 62 this very second.

This happened a few years ago ... (Silly, true funny story)

I hope you enjoy this funny story about rage and redemption at a chicken place on Laurel. This happened a few years ago, but since I just moved to the Valley again I thought about it. BTW, THEY'RE CLOSED NOW.

Victory is mine!

I keep eating these ...

I keep eating these even though I strongly suspect they are the reason my stomach is gurgling. It's like I have an alien in my tummy, but I've almost finished the bag so probably won't st. Luckily one just dropped on the floor. Fate is trying to save me.

Silly, Funny Christmas Story (Well Sort of) - Working at the Mall

Before I was rocketing my way to comedy stardom, I had a lot of jobs including TWO at the mall.

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More funny Christmas stories (that have more to do with Christmas) and other funny stories plus funny horoscopes, recipes and songs are in the works.

A Paying Gig in Los Angeles

They tell me the check is in the mail.

Jury Duty

I've been sitting around in various courthouse rooms and hallways for justice. Viva Los Angeles court system!

Comedy Song - Bad Hair Day

Can a comedy song be written in a minor key? I guess so. This one is really short. I'm still moving into my new apartment, and by moving into my new apartment I mean unpacking a box, walking around, going to meet a friend at Starbucks, unpacking another box, leaving to go to the grocery store, look at the boxes, eat a bowl of cereal, and then write this song. I'm borrowing somebody's Wi-Fi. Thank you to whoever has Netgear in Studio City not too far from the Ralph's on Ventura. You're the best!