A few clarifying points:
• Not being able to feel my face is one of the symptoms of my anxiety attacks.
• When I say I want to be just famous enough to get health insurance, what I mean is being known well enough as a comedian to warrant performing in enough of the better comedy rooms, colleges and corporate gigs to afford health insurance.
• For some reason conditioner is not readily available on this island in the Philippines and since I've been spending too much time alone for ten months, well--there's no real excuse for the hair.

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